On Thursday, January 22, 2004
he entered a conversation with Trixie Bangs, a female adult motion picture starlet. "Be honest," asked Pete. "How often are you faking it? Most of the time? All of the time?" "Well, let me tell you sweetie," she whispered, "these men are trained professionals. They've spent years and hairstyles refining their skills in the art of copulation. Practice making it makes perfect." "This is ridiculous," said Pete. "Here I am having a fictional conversation with a probably non-existent porn star, and I don't know where this is going." "Damn it," she screamed, "don't ever break character again! You started this journal entry, you finish it! Don't tell me you're in over your head!" "I can't," he cried, "copulation? I'm not even sure if I used that word correctly! I must pull out!"